deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

(via orgasmic-humor)

savagefluff:

glassshard:

milesjai:

ooooOOOOOOO

This dialogue makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

That’s pretty cute *v*

(via baenling)

bonemonger:

scarred-fallenangel:

thiefqueen:

scarred-fallenangel:

Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.
Angels keep the horns of demons.
Demons keep the wings of angels.

IS IT SCREWED UP THAT I WANT THOSE WINGS

Are you a demon?


*nervous laughter*

bonemonger:

scarred-fallenangel:

thiefqueen:

scarred-fallenangel:

Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.

Angels keep the horns of demons.

Demons keep the wings of angels.

IS IT SCREWED UP THAT I WANT THOSE WINGS

Are you a demon?

*nervous laughter*

(via uponsorrowfuleyes)

octopansy:

unexplained-events:

Mutant Giant Spider Dog Prank

I would cry

SOURCE

that little dog is probably so confused like why is everyone running away please come back and pet me

(via ripley77690)

quantumaniac:

Evidence for Plate Tectonics Found on Europa

In a report published September 7 in Nature Geoscience, researchers have provided the first potential evidence of plate tectonics elsewhere in the Universe. “Earth is not unique — we’ve found another body in the solar system with plate tectonics,” says  Simon Kattenhorn of the University of Idaho. “This tells us that this process can happen on more than just rocky planets like Earth.” Researchers had previously found evidence of plate tectonics on Mars, but it looks like those processes ended long ago. 

As io9 reports: 

Researchers Simon Kattenhorn and Louise Prockter observed areas of the icy moon where cracks opened up and where new material came up from underneath the ice, creating new surface areas.

It’s likely that a plate tectonic system is moving old portions of Europa’s surface beneath adjacent plates, similar to subduction zones on Earth. 

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getintherobot:

tickatocka:

i want someone who’s never seen b99 to explain this screencap

image

is this live action cowboy bebop

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samspratt:

"Neil deGrasse Tyson" - Illustration by samspratt

Finally got around to wrapping up this portrait of everyone’s favorite astrophysicist. With his huge impact on new generations of aspiring scientists, I knew I wanted the background to be children’s space drawings. With my 6 year-old niece’s planetary masterpieces as inspiration, I did my best imitation with my left hand. (prints available here)

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asgardreid:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

did-you-kno:

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FETUSES DO THIS THEIR DAMN CELLS WHY IS STEM CELL RESEARCH A FUCKING TABOO?

Because republicans think scientists are wizards and fear their mastery of the arcane arts.

asgardreid:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

did-you-kno:

Source 

FETUSES DO THIS THEIR DAMN CELLS WHY IS STEM CELL RESEARCH A FUCKING TABOO?

Because republicans think scientists are wizards and fear their mastery of the arcane arts.

(via lifebender)